Wednesday, November 15, 2006  

[A new way, an old nuisance...]

I thought I've seen it all. I was wrong.


This woman took seat hogging to a whole new level. I saw her on the bus to school this morning. She put her stuff on the inside, and sat next to it. This results in her stuff taking up 20% of the seat she's supposed to be on and her right butt-cheek taking up 20% of the seat she's not supposed to be on.


The best thing of all was that a pretty big guy actually sat on the remaining 80%. Probably 25% of his ass was left hanging off the cliff.


We received an email yesterday telling us due to an "important event" (or something, I can't remember the exact terms they used) on Thursday, shuttle bus routes were being diverted, roads were being closed, etc etc. I figured George W. Bush was probably stopping by, since he was going to be in Singapore. What I can't figure out was why they "closed" the field. The sign read "No Play Field Closed". No "play"? That's almost as bad as Bush pronouncing nuclear.

Maybe they were afraid people would hold demonstrations there or something. Whatever. The point is, did they really think that tying raffia string around the field at knee height was going to stop people from entering the field if they really wanted to?

^^^ by Locksley @ 8:13 PM. 2 comments.
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a few possibilities why the field is closed.

1) George Bush wants to ride huis skate scooter.

2) George Bush tries to play 'sahccerr' to make Tony Blair agree with him on the Saddam verdict.

3) George Bush wants to stand in a wide open space, so he can wave at his dad on google earth.

4) George Bush wants to excavate the field to see if Osama bin Laden is hiding underneath.

5) George Bush wants to see if we have WOMD.

6) George Bush wants to hold a texan barbeque.

7) George Bush will request that some deers be allowed to run on the field so he can go hunting.
3) is funny. -luffs-
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