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Monday, March 06, 2006
[You can't make this stuff up...] Me: (Playing Xbox...) Sister: (Using the computer, next to me. Starts laughing.) Me: What? Sister: Look at Bill Gates! Hahaha! Me: (Turned my head to take a look. It's a doctored picture of someone, they removed his hair. It was not Bill Gates.) That's not Bill Gates! Sister: Yes it is! Okay, who is it? Me: That's Donald Trump! (It was a pretty funny picture. Trump's head with no hair.) Sister: Oh...Okay. Me: Do you even know who Donald Trump is? Sister: He's that Apprentice guy right? Me: Yes, he's that Apprentice guy. (Pauses) Do you know how he made his fortune? Sister: (Thinks for about a second.) He made his fortune selling girls. Me: What!? Sister: (Laughing like girls do when a bunch of them get together, except she's alone.) Yeah! He made his fortune selling girls! Hahahahaha! Me: So he's a pimp? Sister: Yes, he's a pimp! Hahahahaha! (Laughs insanely again.) No wait! I know! I know how he made his money! He marries young girls! Me: (Gives her my what-the-fuck look.) If he marries young girls all the time, he'd get poorer (due to divorce proceedings). Sister: Yah, you see, he charges girls for getting married to him! Me: (Thinking: This is an insane business model. But would be cool if it works. Conversation sort of dies off from here on out.) Yup. My sister, who's a teacher at a childcare centre. Someone should warn the folks at the childcare centre. And another thing. Who'd have thought that a movie about gay cowboys would be such a big hit? Why didn't anyone make a movie about lesbian cowgirls? I thought that would be the obvious choice. I'd pay to watch lesbian cowgirls. ^^^ by Locksley @ 10:11 PM.
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I'm surprised on the profession of your sis. What is going to happen to the next generation? going to be interesting :P
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helloo excuse me but you didnt include the last part where i said something that actually makes sense! the girls have to pay him cos he'll propel them to fame. doesnt that sound like a perfetly good business model? hahaha
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Haha, this is a funny one! Kaiting, I share your views... :)
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Your sister is a genius. You're just jealous you didn't come up with that brilliant business model.
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And I won't mind paying to watch lesbian cowgirls. ^^^ posted by |
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