Tuesday, October 18, 2005  

[I'm really glad...]

...that pajamas come with pockets. Now I no longer have to hold stuff when I sleep.

I was making pancakes the other day when a fly flew in. That's when I realised a spatula looked a lot like a fly swatter. And a crushed fly is a lot like a blueberry. And a roommate is a lot like a fly-eater.

I think it's interesting that cologne rhymes with alone.

If I need to go up a building, I choose the elevator instead of the escalator. Cause this one time I took the escalator, I tripped and fell down the stairs for an hour and a half.

I think "Employee of the Month" is a good way for someone to be both a winner and a loser at the same time.

To me, swimming is a confusing sport. Because sometimes you do it for fun, and other times you do it to not die. And sometimes when I'm swimming, I don't know which one it is. I gotta go by the outfit. Pants? Uh-oh. Bathing suit? Okay. Naked? We'll see....Should I be swimming faster, or am I getting laid?

I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. When you're done, it reads "GO OUTSIDE".

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