1. Come up with a role-play video.
2. A power-point presentation.
3. A written report.

In 2 weeks? Are you kidding? Is this your only module? Or are you high?

Then this stupid bitch keeps going on and on and on during our discussions. I don't know why the others didn't say anything, but hey, this is our project too. We should all get a say. You don't fucking get to fucking decide every single fucking thing.

And oh....Everyone who makes changes to the report should highlight it so that you know what's been changed? What the fuck....This is the year 2005, not 1995. You want to track changes in an MS Word document? Use the built in function. No need to fucking highlight here and fucking highlight there. I mean, if you highlight your changes, they'd eventually need to be un-highlighted anyway. To begin with, if you want to take charge of the report editing, you shouldn't have sent out a copy of the report that was full of mistakes and terrible formatting. Don't bitch about me not highlight my changes after I've fucking cleaned up your mess for you.

In the words of Russell Peters....FUCK YOU, BITCH!

No wait, I take that back. I don't wanna fuck you. Hell, I wouldn't touch you with a 10 foot pole in case I catch whatever senile toad-in-the-fucking-well-rubbing-herself disease you have.

And the rest of the guys? Not really any better. They are sweating about the presentation. Personally, I gave a presentation in one of my modules last semester, without rehearsing, and no notes on hand. I just looked at my slides and gave a presentation there and then. The guys in my group want to meet on Sunday to go through the presentation. Seriously guys, you all suck. Our lesson is at 11am. We could meet at 8am to discuss the presentation. You mean to say that you cannot prepare for a 10-15 min presentation in 3 fucking hours?